BEST Political Jokes That Will Make Both Sides Laugh Out Loud!

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ST. PAUL, MN – Ready for a good laugh? In today’s wild world of politics, sometimes the only way to cope is with a great joke. We’ve gathered the funniest, most balanced political jokes that poke fun at everyone.

Whether you’re red, blue, or somewhere in between, these zingers are sure to tickle your funny bone and give you a break from all the serious stuff. Get ready to laugh at the lighter side of politics!

Little kid pretending to be a politician.

The Best Political Jokes

We don’t approve of political jokes – we’ve seen too many get elected.

What’s the most unfair thing about American politics? We get 50 choices for Miss America, but only two for the president of America.

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Did you hear Starbucks is offering a specialty drink just for Election Day? It’s called the “fullacrapuccino.”

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up. Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron? Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

A vegan bitcoin investor who owns a Tesla, does CrossFit and refused to vote in the election walks into a bar. The real question is, what he’s going to bring up first!

Whats the difference between a politician and a snail? One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator.

Congressman should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors.

The only accurate statistic on Election Day: 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their dang minds.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? Your Honor. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Senator.

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.

What’s the difference between death and taxes? Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.

Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

The secret to making Congress more efficient is to replace all the people with horses. Sure, every vote would end in “neighs,” but hay, at least the housing market would be stable.

Man: Two years ago, my brother ran for Congress. Friend: What does he do now? Man: Nothing – he got elected!

People who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

The word politics comes from poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes? Professional courtesy.

Why isn’t the government displaying a Nativity scene this Christmas? They can’t find three wise men.

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Waiting for results on election night is like waiting for your grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I’m worried the rest of you screwed it up.

What is the difference between Thanksgiving Day and Election Day? On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for a day, but on Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. Why? The government hates competition.

Remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year? Now it’s Election night that’s the most terrifying.

Laughs That Bridge the Divide

Laughing together is a rare and beautiful thing in politics. By sharing these jokes, we hope to remind everyone that humor can unite us, no matter our differences.

Keep the laughter going by sharing your favorite political jokes in the comments. Let’s keep the fun rolling and find common ground through comedy!

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