Laughing Grass: These Are The BEST Cannabis Jokes To Make You LOL On 4/20!
🌿 Get ready to laugh with our collection of cannabis jokes! From pot puns to weed wordplay, these jokes are all in good fun. 😂 #CannabisHumor #JokesAboutCannabis #CannabisJokes
St. Paul, Minnesota – Now that cannabis is legal in our home state of Minnesota, we thought it’d be a good idea to share some cannabis jokes! Heck, even a former Minnesota Governor is launching his own cannabis brand – just in time for 420 Day!
So, get ready to giggle and grin with our collection of cannabis jokes! Whether you’re a seasoned enthusiast or just curious, these light-hearted quips and puns are sure to tickle your funny bone. From pot-themed punchlines to weed wordplay, these jokes are all in good fun, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the humor!
The BEST Cannabis Jokes
What do you call it when joint ash burns a hole in your shirt? Pothole.
Like marijuana and snacks, wee’d go well together.
Confucius says, “he who smokes weed on toilet, is high on pot.”
Where’s the best place to eat when you’re high? A potluck.
Chicken pot pie. My three favorite things.
If weed puns are a sin, I’ll see you inhale.
I told my doctor I had joint problems, and he told me to roll them tighter.
What do you call a stoned King? Your Highness.
The other day my friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. I guess he was high on my list of priorities.
Let’s make like a hippie and blow this joint.
What do people smoke in France? Oui’d.
I used to smoke weed….I still do, but I also used to.
Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints.
What did the frog say when he passed the bong to his frog friend? Rippit.
How do you know if you know someone is a true pothead? When their bongs get cleaned more often than their dishes!
Sorry for my bluntness, that’s just how I roll.
What do you call a computer that smokes weed? High tech.
What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? The drunk will run a stop sign, the stoner will wait for it to turn green.
My stoner neighbors got divorced, but it’s okay because they got joint custody.
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie.”
Conclusion
We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so keep the good times rolling with more cannabis humor.
Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or enjoying a solo laugh session, cannabis jokes are a great way to spread joy and positivity. Keep laughing, and keep the good vibes going! Speaking of good vibes, give these Swiftie-approved Jokes about Taylor Swift and Jokes about Beyonce (Beyhive-approved) a try!
🗣 Which of these cannabis jokes made you LOL? Have a clean, cannabis funny of your own you’d like to share? We’d LOVE to hear from you in the comments section below. ⬇️
On HAM Radio, on the 147.435 Mz “Renegade” Free Speech Repeater here in So. Cal. we have a daily “Bong Hit Net” at 4:20 PM I have shared some of your related jokes on the “Net” at the very end. It seems to be getting a good response so thank you.
Also, you can check out the RENEGADE RADIO / HAM RADIO “Bong Hit Net” You do not need to use cannabis or related products to join or check in. You will need a “BONG HIT” number to check in. A HAM licence is not required because check-ins may be done by internet, phone, text or email and anyone is allowed to legally listen. People all over the world participate. Also on FB.
My name is Twobit, Bong Hit # 532, KN6ZHW = HAM call sign.
PLEASE COM CHECK US OUT!!!!
Eeeeeeear…
Twobit
Ayyy Rusty! Excited to give it a listen! Cheers, brother! Thanks for reading and commenting. Hope you’re having a great weekend! – Jack and Kitty