Jokes About Cicadas: You’ll Be Buzzing With Laughter At These Silly Cicada Jokes!
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Springfield, MO – Every 13 or 17 years, depending on the brood, cicadas emerge from the ground in droves, filling the air with their distinctive buzzing and capturing the attention of people across the affected regions. 2024 is a historic year for cicadas.
As these curious insects take center stage, they inevitably become the subject of countless jokes and puns. In this blog post, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious and clever cicada jokes to help you appreciate the lighter side of this periodic phenomenon.
The BEST Jokes About Cicadas
Why are cicadas so boring to talk with? Because they don’t stop buzzing about what was cool 17 years ago.
Why don’t cicadas use social media? They prefer to wait until they have something ground-breaking to post.
I saw a cicada last night. The poor guy was just a hollow shell of his former self.
How do Cicadas know to wake up every 17 years? They have Cicadian rhythm.
What’s a cicada’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline – it really digs it!
Why don’t cicadas play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re making that much noise!
What’s a cicada’s favorite type of music? Rock and molting roll!
Did you hear about the cicada that became a therapist? It specializes in emergence-y counseling.
A guy goes into a record shop and says “do you have any sound effects albums of insect noises? Crickets, cicadas, beetles, that sort of thing?”
Store guy: “Yeah only this second hand vinyl, should be perfect though.”
Guy buys the record but he’s back to the shop within the hour, says: “sorry, this record is no good. It’s just 45 minutes of buzzing, it’s complete crap.”
Store guy: “Yeah that’s the B side.”
Why did the cicada apply for a job at the airport? Because it heard they were hiring for a “buzzworthy” position!
What did one cicada say to the other on a hot summer day? “I’m bugging out, this heat is unbearable!”
What’s a cicada’s favorite sport? Cricket, of course!
Why did the cicada sit on the computer? It wanted to “bug” the system!
Why did the cicada get kicked out of the library? It wouldn’t stop buzzing about the books it read 17 years ago.
Did you hear about the cicada that got a job at a lumber mill? It was a natural at making buzz cuts!
What’s a cicada’s favorite game show? “The Brood is Right!”
Why did the cicada couple get divorced? Irreconcilable differences – she thought it was time to settle down, but he still had that seven-teen spirit.
Why did the math textbook break up with the cicada? The constant buzzing about prime numbers was too much to handle!
Did you hear about the cicada chef who opened a new restaurant? It’s called “Emergence-y Dining.”
Why did the cicada get kicked off the basketball team? It kept hogging the ball for 17 years at a time!
Conclusion
As the cicadas’ brief time above ground comes to an end, their humorous legacy endures. These jokes serve as a reminder that even in the midst of a seemingly bizarre natural event, we can find reasons to smile and laugh.
So, the next time you hear the unmistakable buzz of cicadas, remember these jokes and share them with friends and family, spreading the joy that these fascinating insects inadvertently bring to our lives. Looking for more funnies? Give these Swiftie-approved Taylor Swift jokes or the Best Dad Jokes of 2024 a try! And hey, if you’re hungry: this Chicago bakery is making cicada cakes!
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