Yo Mama Is So… LOL At The Ultimate Collection Of Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes!
Get ready to LOL with the ultimate collection of the BEST Yo Mama jokes – you won’t believe how funny these are! 😂🔥 #YoMamaJokes #ComedyGold #YoMama
Minneapolis, MN – Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt with this curated collection of the most hilarious Yo Mama jokes ever told. Guys, this morning I asked my wisecracking hubby Jack to come up with some Jokes about Mother’s Day. I think he misunderstood… because he gave me this list! LOL.
Ok, telling these Yo Mama jokes to your mom might just be the worst thing you could ever do. LOL. But I was laughing so hard at these jokes I decided we should publish them anyways. Remember, these are all in good fun – but we’d suggest you not tell any of these to your moms. And don’t worry: we do have some good jokes about motherhood that you can use in those Mother’s Day cards. Be sure to get to the bottom of this blog post so you can see our fave Yo Mama joke!
The BEST Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama’s so dumb, when y’all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so she went home.
Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so old, when she was a child rainbows were still in black and white.
Yo mama’s so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.
Yo mama is like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”
Yo mama’s so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mama is so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she’s already world wide.
Yo mama’s so fat, China uses her to block the internet.
Yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn’t let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.
Yo mama is so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her.
Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama’s cooking is so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.
Yo mama’s so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.
Yo mama’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama’s house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Our Fave Yo Mama Joke
“Your mother is so ugly, that it affects her self-esteem!”- Hank Hill
Conclusion
There you have it, guys – the definitive list of the best Yo Mama jokes around. Whether you’re looking to crack up your buddies or need a surefire way to win a battle of wits, these jokes are your secret weapon. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and with this arsenal of Yo Mama jokes at your disposal, you’ll be spreading the joy (and the laughter) wherever you go. Now go forth and crack some jokes! Need more funnies? Try these Swiftie-approved Jokes About Taylor Swift, cannabis comedy or the Best Dad Jokes of 2024.
🗣 Which Yo Mama Joke was your fave? Have a good one you wanna share? We’d LOVE to hear from you in the comments section below. ⬇️
